No laughing matter

For roughly a week an a half, we toured with a band called La Rocca out to CMJ. They were fine conversationalists. They dressed far more daper than me going to the opera. They forced brandy/vodka/red wine shots down our throats. Now, well, now bad things have happened. At the Holiday Inn in Philly, some soulless fucker stole their van, which contained their gear, which was also their ride home. So, if you're around Philly. look for a '97 white, 15 passenger Dodge Ram with some tape over the back right brake light. If you see it, go all Batman on the guy who's driving it. Or call the cops. Either way: Boys of La Rocca: chin up. I hope this leads to any information---be safe, have the best time humanly possible at this point. We'll be thinking of y'all.

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