In chronicling our journey, justin failed to touch on the experience that was my first of pissing into a bottle while in a car. I was reluctant and bashful at this thought that kept flashing through my brain, but as the clusterfuck that is the LA-Freeway-Scene persisted, I had no choice. I will say only this, I'm glad those aquafina bottles are big, because i was in serious danger of overflowing that bugger. Needless to say after relieving my self of almost a liter, i felt much much...better.
In chronicling the glorious epic of in-car urination, Peter failed to touch on the fact that we have no idea where the bottle is now. Or, perhaps its in the mail to his house. He shall never know! (Laughs maniacally)
San Francisco, California, South Georgia & South Sandwich Islands
Warning: Do not use Birdmonster if seal is broken. Eating Birdmonster can result in broken teeth. Do not use for drying pets. Store in a cool, dry place.
5 comments:
Tony Bennett?
I dare you to drink it. double dare. double dog dare.
TRIPLE DOG DARE!!!
In chronicling our journey, justin failed to touch on the experience that was my first of pissing into a bottle while in a car. I was reluctant and bashful at this thought that kept flashing through my brain, but as the clusterfuck that is the LA-Freeway-Scene persisted, I had no choice. I will say only this, I'm glad those aquafina bottles are big, because i was in serious danger of overflowing that bugger. Needless to say after relieving my self of almost a liter, i felt much much...better.
In chronicling the glorious epic of in-car urination, Peter failed to touch on the fact that we have no idea where the bottle is now. Or, perhaps its in the mail to his house. He shall never know! (Laughs maniacally)
Oh come on don't be that rediculous...This looks bizzare...Just drink it 1st and show it to us.....
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