After roughly a month with shows nightly and one
  night in our own beds, we're homeward bound like
  Simon and the less talented Garfunkel. Tonight
  and tomorrow, though, we're playing the
  Independent with the Fall, so, heads up there for
  the home towners.
  So, we've had three shows since we parted ways
  with Art Brut and tagged the Robocop Kraus like
  the Bushwhackers would have done in the olden
  WWF days. San Diego was dang fun, followed the
  next morning by Peter asserted HORSE dominance
  on my home court, no less; Earl Boykins I am not.
  Then we did a double-header in LA, once at the
  Spaceland and once at the Knitting Factory...
  Wait. So, I have to tell a brief story. Outside the
  Knitting Factory, while we getting ready to leave,
  I heard something flabbergasting that has to be
  shared. Without introduction, this quote (not about
  us, mind you), is my best bad line of the tour:
  "Yeah, but they dressed really well and that's the
  most important thing." And no: not a joke. It was
  depressingly hilarious though, like watching that
  Home Improvement 10th banana guy host the
  Family Feud.
  Oh. And "Name that Bloke" continues, with many
  blokes eliminated (not Kevin Nealan, not Montell
  Jordan, not Brad Renfro) but the real blokes
  undiscovered, except Peter's, who was Joe Pesci.
  Now, we slowly scale the Grapevine, praying Sir
  Patrick doesn't start smelling like coolant. See you
  in fogtown.
 
 

 
 
 
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Henry Winkler?
Alex Trabec?
Not Trebeck, not Winkler. But those are damn fine blokes.
And, RRC, thanks for spreading the love across the family. Our first Scotish guestlist spot is yours...whenever that happens.
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