Too bad no one got pics of Peter falling off the speaker. If Peter fell and no one saw it, can it really hurt his ankle (his girlfriend asks philosophically?)
Equally important: If Peter trips while running around the suburbs, can that really hurt his ankle? The answer, of course, is yes. But we love our hobbled Arcuni, don't we?
As his girlfriend, it is your responsibility to put a down payment on his Rascal (tm) brand old-person scooter. So get to it.
On the contrary, it is Peter's responsibility to, ala George on a classic Seinfeld episode, show up at a new job interview with a cane and trick them into buying him said Rascal as well as as a spacious private handicapped bathroom.
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Too bad no one got pics of Peter falling off the speaker. If Peter fell and no one saw it, can it really hurt his ankle (his girlfriend asks philosophically?)
Equally important: If Peter trips while running around the suburbs, can that really hurt his ankle? The answer, of course, is yes. But we love our hobbled Arcuni, don't we?
As his girlfriend, it is your responsibility to put a down payment on his Rascal (tm) brand old-person scooter. So get to it.
On the contrary, it is Peter's responsibility to, ala George on a classic Seinfeld episode, show up at a new job interview with a cane and trick them into buying him said Rascal as well as as a spacious private handicapped bathroom.
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