tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11189609.post6014208241903070256..comments2023-11-05T01:49:05.676-08:00Comments on More than you really need to know about Birdmonster: How to enjoy your garage sale in seven salient pointsbirdmonsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00560131339229703552noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11189609.post-42870909860053956472007-12-11T07:28:00.000-08:002007-12-11T07:28:00.000-08:00Good yammer. We had a garage sale before we left S...Good yammer. We had a garage sale before we left SF. I believe you were invited but didn't turn up. You missed out on Caitlin's X-files box sets.<BR/><BR/>Agree with the meeting your neighbors thing. In fact, you should have a garage sale when you move in to a new place, makes much more sense. We met our neighbors after 3 years of living there - nice bunch - then promptly fucked off to Europe.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12184807760425724119noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11189609.post-32794018238388175242007-12-02T19:10:00.000-08:002007-12-02T19:10:00.000-08:00Dear Mr. Birdmonster. I can only aspire to be as ...Dear Mr. Birdmonster. <BR/><BR/>I can only aspire to be as good at finding and parting with your valuables as you. How does one put a value on the Nintendo 64 Diddy Kong Racing? I mean really! <BR/><BR/>And the dude who comes by and offers you fifty cents for it...knowing he's just going to list it on eBay and clear big bucks. It kills us!Waunalifegalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08270724099958312869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11189609.post-64341235862855462612007-11-07T12:02:00.000-08:002007-11-07T12:02:00.000-08:00YES. YES YOU CAN.YES. YES YOU CAN.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11189609.post-40012293817867598582007-11-07T10:05:00.000-08:002007-11-07T10:05:00.000-08:00Steve: there's the question of my dignity.SOL: We ...Steve: there's the question of my dignity.<BR/><BR/>SOL: We didn't make enough to upgrade to indoor plumbling. In fact, we made just enough to buy a new plastic bucket. This one has a handle.<BR/><BR/>GH: I've taken to lobbing my excrement at passers-by, not unlike an aggressive and/or drunk chimpanzee. But you're right: sophistication would require dainty burials in the neighbor's fern garden. Can I split the difference and throw poo with a monocle on?birdmonsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00560131339229703552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11189609.post-72711488003044982612007-11-07T00:26:00.000-08:002007-11-07T00:26:00.000-08:00First of all, Brett is my new Favorite Internet Pe...First of all, Brett is my new Favorite Internet Person (in your FACE, <A HREF="http://www.taquitos.net/snacks.php?snack_code=13" REL="nofollow">Guy Who Reviewed Squid Crackers!</A>)<BR/><BR/>Second of all, who buries their droppings in the backyard? The SOPHISTICATE poops in the neighbor's potted plants and covers it with sprinkles of kitty litter.<BR/><BR/>Just so you know.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11189609.post-57767165812671886682007-11-06T16:01:00.000-08:002007-11-06T16:01:00.000-08:00Wait a minute, wasn't that windfall supposed to be...Wait a minute, wasn't that windfall supposed to be spent on indoor plumbing? ......<BR/><BR/>Sorry. Got a little Mother on myself there...<BR/><BR/>Yes. Windfall. Drinks on BM! (cop that on yer catholic guilt!!)SOL's viewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15310018396992885773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11189609.post-66863950961559310052007-11-06T13:51:00.000-08:002007-11-06T13:51:00.000-08:00Is there any question that photo #8 should be the ...Is there any question that photo #8 should be the cover of the next album?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14084291270828233276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11189609.post-6174301352692711212007-11-06T09:48:00.000-08:002007-11-06T09:48:00.000-08:00Thank you for broadcasting my shame.Thank you for broadcasting my shame.birdmonsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00560131339229703552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11189609.post-53685734341309098772007-11-05T22:29:00.000-08:002007-11-05T22:29:00.000-08:00That "dashiki" is exactly the kind of thing the in...<A HREF="http://picasaweb.google.com/brettdgibson/GarageSale/photo#5129609518319408754" REL="nofollow"><BR/>That "dashiki" is exactly the kind of thing the internet was invented for.</A>bretthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04377887782335225057noreply@blogger.com