tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11189609.post115436827340454126..comments2023-11-05T01:49:05.676-08:00Comments on More than you really need to know about Birdmonster: Pondering the great mysteries of life: croissants, forgetfulness, the Jew's Harp, old man spies, and the return of System of a Ho-Downbirdmonsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00560131339229703552noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11189609.post-1154458516879073522006-08-01T11:55:00.000-07:002006-08-01T11:55:00.000-07:00It would certainly involve a ukelele. That's all I...It would certainly involve a ukelele. That's all I know.birdmonsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00560131339229703552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11189609.post-1154458080647760032006-08-01T11:48:00.000-07:002006-08-01T11:48:00.000-07:00oddly, i visualize the same. and for some reason t...oddly, i visualize the same. and for some reason they are dancing across a movie screen like those old commercials. why can't i think of the song they would sing?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11189609.post-1154450972198696522006-08-01T09:49:00.000-07:002006-08-01T09:49:00.000-07:00My God! That's amazing. I can't believe there's a ...My God! That's amazing. I can't believe there's a muffin recipe in the comments. When bad jokes go good, we get muffins. When good jokes go bad, you get...I don't know. Crusty fondue? ::reaches for coffee and eraser::birdmonsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00560131339229703552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11189609.post-1154450568585743902006-08-01T09:42:00.000-07:002006-08-01T09:42:00.000-07:00see! this is why i should never be allowed near an...see! this is why i should never be allowed near an oven. [calling mom for amounts]<BR/><BR/>1 cup of milk<BR/>2 eggs<BR/>1 tsp of vanilla extract<BR/>3 cups of flour<BR/>1 cup of sugar<BR/>1 tablespoon of baking poder<BR/>1/2 tsp of salt<BR/>1/2 cup of butter<BR/>2 cups of blueberries<BR/>1/2 tablespoon of lemon zest<BR/>2 tablespoons of butter, melted (for the topping)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11189609.post-1154449584347274332006-08-01T09:26:00.000-07:002006-08-01T09:26:00.000-07:00there may be just a slight problem with this recip...there may be just a slight problem with this recipe...it appears that the amounts have been left out. *sigh* i supose we'll have to wait for justin to guilt trip u into giving them upAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11189609.post-1154398759133288702006-07-31T19:19:00.000-07:002006-07-31T19:19:00.000-07:00I guess I have to live up to the hype now, eh?*Fin...I guess I have to live up to the hype now, eh?*<BR/><BR/>Fine!<BR/><BR/>Blueberry Struesel Muffins (mmm struesel)<BR/><BR/>Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Place the rack in the middle of oven, line muffin pans with paper liners or spray with a vegetable spray....<BR/><BR/>In a small bowl mix together milk, eggs, and vanilla extract. Then, set aside....<BR/><BR/>In a large bowl, combine flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt. Cut the butter into small pieces and blend into the flour mixture with a pastry blender or two knives. The mixture should look pretty crummy (literally). <BR/><BR/>Remove one cup of the mixture and place in a small bowl to make a streusel topping later. Gently fold in the blueberries and lemon zest. Add the milk and egg mixture to the flour mixture. Stir until just combined. Do not over mix this, or apparently they wont be good.<BR/><BR/>Fill each muffin cup about two-thirds full with the batter using two spoons or an ice cream scoop...<BR/><BR/>For the streusel topping (mmm strusel)..melt the remaining two tablespoons butter and drizzle over the one cup of streusel topping. Mix together with a fork until it is crumbly. Sprinkle a couple of teaspoons of the streusel over the top of each muffin. Place in the oven and bake until very lightly browned, about 18 - 20 minutes... <BR/><BR/>Place on a wire rack to cool.<BR/><BR/>Makes 16 -18 regular-sized muffins.<BR/><BR/>Ta da!<BR/><BR/>*I've baked muffins twice in my lifetime.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11189609.post-1154388057751577502006-07-31T16:20:00.000-07:002006-07-31T16:20:00.000-07:00Storage units are basically a place where you pay ...Storage units are basically a place where you pay for room in which your shit gets ruined. It's way more fun than the garbage because you get to stack it yourself and smell the mildewy pain of your favorite, not-so-necessary items when you open it three years down the road. <BR/><BR/>Can the walrus be half-sized? Because, you know, I have a miniature walrus farm. They're just like Shnausers, actually.birdmonsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00560131339229703552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11189609.post-1154386039624415002006-07-31T15:47:00.000-07:002006-07-31T15:47:00.000-07:00I'll do it tomorrow. If I end up with scalded-coff...I'll do it tomorrow. If I end up with scalded-coffee face, I will contact the Gasoline Hobo Insurance Society.birdmonsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00560131339229703552noreply@blogger.com