tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11189609.post115385446672998723..comments2023-11-05T01:49:05.676-08:00Comments on More than you really need to know about Birdmonster: Why has our namesake defiled me? I demand answers and get none.birdmonsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00560131339229703552noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11189609.post-1153928939233156252006-07-26T08:48:00.000-07:002006-07-26T08:48:00.000-07:00Rachael: That's a fine idea. Somehow, I will make ...Rachael: That's a fine idea. Somehow, I will make this happen, in some bizarre & half-assed way. Oh yes.<BR/><BR/>Megan: Hmm. A disturbing development. I hope you had the hood on.<BR/><BR/>DD: Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sizzling of pigeon meat. What do you think? A nice mustard cream sauce maybe?birdmonsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00560131339229703552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11189609.post-1153888948613098762006-07-25T21:42:00.000-07:002006-07-25T21:42:00.000-07:00The English sparrow is a mean little bastard. Aud...The English sparrow is a mean little bastard. Audobon folks actually set sparrow traps because these non-native birds destroy the nests and eggs of their dreaded enemy, the bluebird.<BR/><BR/>No, really, I'm not bullshitting you.<BR/><BR/>Remember, Hemingway killed pigeons in Paris and ate them. Before the royalties hit.Jim Tenutohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08489914509027494513noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11189609.post-1153881354283242952006-07-25T19:35:00.000-07:002006-07-25T19:35:00.000-07:00id accually have to say that the birdmonsterness i...id accually have to say that the birdmonsterness is accually quite good at attracting bird feces. seeing as the birdsweatshirt has been shat apon a few times itself. THe wonders that are creaures in which cannot control there body functions and happen to fly. i mean whos great idea was that ...lets have the fling things shit on people that sounds fun. oh well i supose thats what washing machines are for.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11189609.post-1153876823795496972006-07-25T18:20:00.000-07:002006-07-25T18:20:00.000-07:00the two of you could start a blog from your banter...the two of you could start a blog from your banter back and forth alone.<BR/><BR/>and of course, i'd read.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11189609.post-1153868097311668812006-07-25T15:54:00.000-07:002006-07-25T15:54:00.000-07:00I'm going to defy you no less than three lines aft...I'm going to defy you no less than three lines after your demand.<BR/><BR/>Gallagher 2! Did you know he's Gallagher 1's brother & that the OG Gallagher lets his less talented brother do everything in his act except smash a watermelon? I find that hilarious. I wonder if Gallagher 2 smashes honeydews or bok choi instead. You can only wonder. Or, you know, I guess you could go watch his show. Which you won't. Nor will I. Let speculation suffice for now.birdmonsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00560131339229703552noreply@blogger.com